Holy Water Cannot Help You Now

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

(Source: initiallyyoutoo.com, via saltwaterandink)

utopian01:

Triangle 10b.

utopian01:

Triangle 10b.

(via ellienza)

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

(via forest--fawn)

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

(Source: fullheartedly, via not-so-dead-inside)

saltwaterandink:

2ndratehandjob:

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

what is this

perfect

ah the smell of a new mac ^_^

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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(Source: yeigar, via thetomboywithheadphones)

Fuck fuckity fuck holy crap!

I be moving out of home in a fortnight like wot…

brotoro:

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

(via robotandywarhol)

“You saved my life
Not my heart”

—   

Sherlock 7-word story

(via nobucky)

(Source: norocket, via penns-woods)

electrikmoonlight:

that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.

electrikmoonlight:

that is exactly what i’d do if I were a bear.

(Source: iraffiruse, via robotandywarhol)

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

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