Holy Water Cannot Help You Now

theslimcady:

butitspeacefulinthedeep

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

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my hand slipped

my hand slipped

(Source: captainaubvious, via nightospherics)

You’re so little… but so full of anger

theslimcady xoxo ;)

Australian:

making my way down town

Australian:

walking fast

Magpie:

aggressive bird noises

Australian:

walking faster

crocodilepatronus:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

uh

image

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augustne:

the most important delsin rowe quote

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supersoldiers:

sam introducing himself like, hi im the falcon and this is my loyal sidekick captain america u prob havent heard of him it’s ok

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emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

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ginruru:

Ops… that was totally unexpected

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